Jack and the bean stalk

This is a retold story of jack and the bean stalk but with a twist this is the true story of how a boy named jack killed a friendly giant who just wanted to talk.

Jack and the beanstalk

Giant perspective

Once upon a time in clouds up above lived a giant with his wife who now  he regrets marrying . I’m going off track but have you heard the story on the giants side I don’t think so . Read this and it will set your mind straight about how a boy named jack killed a giant who just wanted a friend to talk to apart from his wife and here is how it all stared .

Thump !   

“Martha what's that noise outside “

“Nothing deary it’s just a small green plant outside that popped up ” weird???.

“Come and have your breakfast.”

“Fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an friendlishman no

silly that your 20 pork chops I whipped up.”

.Then who was  at the door ,

oh nobody nobody at all ,

now hurry up and eat! .

Buuuurrrrrppp !!!!!98,99,100, 100 pieces of gold  Yawwwwwwwwwwn  Ma...r...th…. zzzzzzzzzzz.While the giant was sleeping . Out of the oven came a boy , the boy climbed up the table got out a sack  took as much coins as he could .I don’t think he had much coins in his sack because the coins were like the size of his body and imagine trying to lift 5x times your body wait  he only had five coins but it didn't seem to bother him ,and off he ran under the door and off he went  . up woke the giant

“MARTHA!!!! where are my coins”

“I don’t know and I don’t care” . AAAAAA I’m going to bed ,you do that!!! .

The next morning , fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an freindlshman

sorry love we ran them out of town   but I made 40 juicy lamb chops I baaaaa baaaaa queued this morning fresh.

that will have to do I suppose .After the giant ate his breakfast he got out and put a hen named penny  on the table . Then the giant said LAY!!! and the chicken laid a golden egg ,after that the boy that stole his money came out of the oven climbed up the table, but this time he was wearing different clothes .He tip toed over to the hen picked it up and made a run for it he went under the door and off he went.Martha!!! have you seen Penny she’s gone she never leaves when I’m asleep well I don’t know were she,s gone but she might have had to do it ,

“Well you don’t mean,”

Yep she has to spread her wings eventually  NOOOOOOOOOO  “or  someone from below came and took Penny” ,

“any body you know of ”

“NO!”

.The next morning ,fi fi fo fum I smell the hair of an english man ,no that is just your 60 chicken legs I fetched fresh from the pen mmmmmmmm .Crunch Crunch Crunch Crunch BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPP thank you martha , yeah yeah what ever

. As the giant reached into his pocket he brought out a golden harp and said PLAY! , gentle music came flowing into his ears ,as the giant was listening to his soothing music he didn't notice the rascally boy come in under the door he climbed up the table and saw the harp playing he hid in a pot on top of the table .

Then the giant asked his wife Martha  do you have a smell like a like a boy is here ,I may have saw one check in the oven ,.With every step he took he was also was singing his favourite song quietly fee fi fo fum I going  to  get a friend   .The giant finally ripped open the oven nobody was there then he looked on the table and the boy was running off with his harp,the harp was yelling out master master continuously. As the giant watched the boy run under the door he was furious FEE FI FO FUM!!!!!  who dare try to steal my harp ,then the giant came to a quick halt, you think that a stalk is going to stop me AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! . As the giant came climbing down the boy was doing something that he was curious? about he was slobbering at the stalk with an axe u-oh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!      

THE END  fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an friendlshman.