Jack and the bean stalk

This is a retold story of jack and the bean stalk but with a twist this is the true story of how a boy named jack killed a friendly giant who just wanted to talk.

Jack and the beanstalk

Giant perspective

Once upon a time in clouds up above lived a giant with his wife who now  he regrets marrying . I’m going off track but have you heard the story on the giants side I don’t think so . Read this and it will set your mind straight about how a boy named jack killed a giant who just wanted a friend to talk to apart from his wife and here is how it all stared .

Thump !   

“Martha what's that noise outside “

“Nothing deary it’s just a small green plant outside that popped up ” weird???.

“Come and have your breakfast.”

“Fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an friendlishman no

silly that your 20 pork chops I whipped up.”

.Then who was  at the door ,

oh nobody nobody at all ,

now hurry up and eat! .

Buuuurrrrrppp !!!!!98,99,100, 100 pieces of gold  Yawwwwwwwwwwn  Ma...r...th…. zzzzzzzzzzz.While the giant was sleeping . Out of the oven came a boy , the boy climbed up the table got out a sack  took as much coins as he could .I don’t think he had much coins in his sack because the coins were like the size of his body and imagine trying to lift 5x times your body wait  he only had five coins but it didn't seem to bother him ,and off he ran under the door and off he went  . up woke the giant

“MARTHA!!!! where are my coins”

“I don’t know and I don’t care” . AAAAAA I’m going to bed ,you do that!!! .

The next morning , fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an freindlshman

sorry love we ran them out of town   but I made 40 juicy lamb chops I baaaaa baaaaa queued this morning fresh.

that will have to do I suppose .After the giant ate his breakfast he got out and put a hen named penny  on the table . Then the giant said LAY!!! and the chicken laid a golden egg ,after that the boy that stole his money came out of the oven climbed up the table, but this time he was wearing different clothes .He tip toed over to the hen picked it up and made a run for it he went under the door and off he went.Martha!!! have you seen Penny she’s gone she never leaves when I’m asleep well I don’t know were she,s gone but she might have had to do it ,

“Well you don’t mean,”

Yep she has to spread her wings eventually  NOOOOOOOOOO  “or  someone from below came and took Penny” ,

“any body you know of ”

“NO!”

.The next morning ,fi fi fo fum I smell the hair of an english man ,no that is just your 60 chicken legs I fetched fresh from the pen mmmmmmmm .Crunch Crunch Crunch Crunch BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPP thank you martha , yeah yeah what ever

. As the giant reached into his pocket he brought out a golden harp and said PLAY! , gentle music came flowing into his ears ,as the giant was listening to his soothing music he didn't notice the rascally boy come in under the door he climbed up the table and saw the harp playing he hid in a pot on top of the table .

Then the giant asked his wife Martha  do you have a smell like a like a boy is here ,I may have saw one check in the oven ,.With every step he took he was also was singing his favourite song quietly fee fi fo fum I going  to  get a friend   .The giant finally ripped open the oven nobody was there then he looked on the table and the boy was running off with his harp,the harp was yelling out master master continuously. As the giant watched the boy run under the door he was furious FEE FI FO FUM!!!!!  who dare try to steal my harp ,then the giant came to a quick halt, you think that a stalk is going to stop me AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! . As the giant came climbing down the boy was doing something that he was curious? about he was slobbering at the stalk with an axe u-oh AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!      

THE END  fee fi fo fum I smell the blood of an friendlshman.

Sleeping beauty

This is my writing narrative about sleeping beauty ,sleeping beauty is quite an old fairy tale, and this is an old version of it but in my way.

        Sleeping beauty

Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away  lived a King and Queen who had a beautiful baby girl .

The king could not keep his joy contained , so he invited family  friends and all the  fairies to a banquet. The King had 13 fairies living in his castle  he invited all except  the, 13th fairy, for she was cruel and nasty. After the feast each fairy gave a gift like , beauty , kindness ,and happiness . When the eleventh fairy gave her gift the 13th  fairy came out of nowhere unexpectedly . For she was furious you “Dare not invite me to this banquet”  you will pay ,on the day of your daughters 15th birthday she will prick her finger on a spindle wheel and fall down dead’.

As the king and queen watched the 13th fairy  curse  their baby she finally vanished and the castle was silent. As the king and queen sobbed there tears on there dear baby’s cot. All the fairies were sad because they already granted their wishes,all except the 12th fairy . The king and queen asked ‘Could you do anything anything at all I’ll’ ‘try my best’ . As the 12th fairly tried her best she told the king and queen that on her 15th birthday she will fall to sleep for 100 years instead of dieing .

The whole kingdom was for told that every spindle wheel throughout the castle was to be destroyed burnt & demolished.

All the fairies wishes came true the baby girl grown up with beauty and kindness. But her 15 birthday was near . On her 15birthday she woke up very early  she went to a part of the castle she has never been to , no one was around  ,so she thought to herself it wouldn't hurt to take a peek , so she walked up the stairs it was a tall tower. Finally she reached the top ,there sat an old lady spinning a spindle wheel she did not know what she was doing because all of this was new to her  the old women said “would you like to try  ”she said yes. As soon as she sat down she was spinning quite well, until she pricked her finger on the spindle wheel she then fell on to the floor sleeping.

That old lady wasn't an old lady she was the 13 fairy in disguise. Years passed and the castle was surrounded by thick thorns that grew into its formal protection around the castle.The kingdom was in a deep sleep because the 12 faries made a spell that when the curse breaks by true love's kiss the kingdom will awaken . Many princes try to rescue the princess but none achieved  .One day another prince attempted  he sliced through the thick thorns with his mighty sword he went to the tower where she fell asleep .As the prince saw the princess , he was in love . As he got closer with every step he took he finally   kissed her and she awoken so as the kingdom, the kingdom was back to it’s formal peace ,the prince and princess got married and lived happily ever after.

THE END

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